Any chance... 

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No

Any chance... by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020

any chance? 

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

any chance? by Jim July 19, 2004

Any chance?

“Any chance?” can be used as a short, slightly incredulous response meaning “What do you mean?” or “What?!”—like you didn’t expect what they just said or you think it doesn’t make sense.

…it works like a quick, challenging reaction—almost as if you’re saying “What are you on about?” or “How’s that a reason?”, with a bit of disbelief or pushback in the tone.

“I can’t come to the pub, I’m with my girl.”
“Any chance?”

Any chance? by bwszn April 29, 2026

Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion> 

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jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019