Any chance...
Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.
Any chance... by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020
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any chance?
Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
any chance? by Jim July 19, 2004
Any chance?
“Any chance?” can be used as a short, slightly incredulous response meaning “What do you mean?” or “What?!”—like you didn’t expect what they just said or you think it doesn’t make sense.
…it works like a quick, challenging reaction—almost as if you’re saying “What are you on about?” or “How’s that a reason?”, with a bit of disbelief or pushback in the tone.
…it works like a quick, challenging reaction—almost as if you’re saying “What are you on about?” or “How’s that a reason?”, with a bit of disbelief or pushback in the tone.
Any chance? by bwszn April 29, 2026
Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>
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