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anus with a g 

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him
If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.
Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

anus goblin 

Anus goblin. A goblin living within the crevice of ur anus. An insult of the purest idiot.
Donovan: hey
Mike: hey
Donovan: you suck
Mike: your an anus goblin
Donovan: I like cheese.
anus goblin by Mike Manock February 5, 2005

Anus Game 

A game where the player takes the title of a movie and substitutes one of the words for "anus". Originally made up by a thirteen year old who now resides in Northern Virginia.
The Anus Game:

"Fun with Dick and Anus"

"The Anus who would be King"

"Indiana Jones and the Anus of Doom"
Anus Game by resto776 September 27, 2009

Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
Anus gravy by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021

fever of the anus gland 

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck