Anthony is the most annoying person you can ever meet. He thinks he is the shit because of his Australian accent and his fucking MULLET. He can be one of the best friends you can ask for, but that’s when he isn’t being a complete dickhead and abuses his friends for not letting go of a pool noodle. He doesn’t shut up about eating his chicken and rice for lunch everyday, and how his electric bike is broken. I almost forgot to say he is one of the dumbest people I have ever met in my entire life. I’m really praying one day soon he gets deported back to Australia so he can be out of my life and really continue his life as a professional drinker and piece of shit. He is extremely caring over his loved ones and is always there to listen to whatever you have to say. He is very good at pissing me off and taking really embarrassing photos of himself for me to use as blackmail against him. He has a talent for making me do the dumbest shit. For example, this Australian piece of shit made me watch this you tube show called “Superwog”. It is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen but also the funniest thing I have ever watched. And one last thing, Anthony stop doing your gym poses in every mirror you find in my house or I’m gonna throw them at you.
by I love ea dick October 1, 2021