Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2009
A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.
by noelle March 28, 2003
by hlfahfdehgfwehjgvsdfghjdfs February 9, 2007
A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
by lovezit April 8, 2005
My hoochie friend thinks if she gets a bigger boobs, she'll finally get her chance to pull off the good old Anna Nicole Smith.
by Brandonmf December 17, 2008
A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.
Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.
by AYB May 30, 2003
died yesterday 8. feb 2007. we STILL dont know what killed her. medies think drugs, pills or suicide.. the queen of bad selfasteem as well as good.
not surprising then.. just a question when
not surprising then.. just a question when
by ripanna February 9, 2007