Animal Planet

The greastest station on tv.

Kid- hey i'm bored lets do somthing
Kids friend- lets go watch some animal planet theres always something good on.

by ttatatatatattatatataaas March 19, 2009

Animal Planet

An excuse to watch animals have sex.

Gosh dang, Animal Planet should be cancelled.

by William23 June 21, 2011

Animal Planet

A good place for furfags and zoophiles to bust a nut.

Furfag: I busted a nut to Animal Planet yesterday.

by Alupigus Coaie August 18, 2018

Animal Planet

acting in an uncivilized manner.

Not only are these hoes parched, but they are strict animal planet.

by parklicious May 24, 2014

animal planet

The official stoner network. Evey stoner now-a-days watche's this channel. And you gotta see why!

Stoner 1: Awww man, this pot is great!

Stoner 2: Yeah, hey, turn on Animal Planet, man!

by hell yeah August 7, 2006

animal planet

A great television station to watch whilst stoned.

Stoner 1: "Did you see that? That guy's proper pissing that snake off. Animal Planet rocks."
Stoner 2: "What...? Yeah... Is that my twos yet?"

by Shinzou April 8, 2006

animal planet

v. To engage in sexual activity promiscuously, in a predator-like fashion.

Yo, Rob animal planets way too many chicks. He needs to save some for the rest of us.

by Nishant c/o Lisa September 8, 2006