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Angus Deayton 

He's just _the_ coolest guy on the planet. He looks just like that guy from Maximo Park, but he isn't! He's just so cool!

He's the ex-host of the Beeb's 'Have I Got News For You', which he was fired from when he was found to be sleeping with prostitutes and taking drugs. But fired from his job? Ah, nevermind. Still, he's back working with ITV, on all kinds of cool shows! That involve lawyers and more quiz shows.
Wow, you're such an Angus Deayton!
Angus Deayton by Nifrith May 3, 2005
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Angus Deayton 

A horny middle aged man who has a fetish for losing all credibility he had by snorting coke and shagging biatches.

Used to describe a desperate man experiencing a mid-life crisis
"Hey that Angus has gotta get a life, he could go Deayton a biatch"

Angus Deayton 

HE is some dumb son of bitch that has a huge nose and only people that picture there english teachers naked like him
can also be used as a threat" Im gonna Angus Deayton You Around your face"
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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