Angus Deayton

He's just _the_ coolest guy on the planet. He looks just like that guy from Maximo Park, but he isn't! He's just so cool!

He's the ex-host of the Beeb's 'Have I Got News For You', which he was fired from when he was found to be sleeping with prostitutes and taking drugs. But fired from his job? Ah, nevermind. Still, he's back working with ITV, on all kinds of cool shows! That involve lawyers and more quiz shows.

Wow, you're such an Angus Deayton!

Angus Deayton by Nifrith May 3, 2005

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Angus Deayton

A horny middle aged man who has a fetish for losing all credibility he had by snorting coke and shagging biatches.

Used to describe a desperate man experiencing a mid-life crisis

"Hey that Angus has gotta get a life, he could go Deayton a biatch"

Angus Deayton by fender_bender May 9, 2005

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Angus Deayton

HE is some dumb son of bitch that has a huge nose and only people that picture there english teachers naked like him

can also be used as a threat" Im gonna Angus Deayton You Around your face"

Angus Deayton by Angus Deayton May 3, 2005

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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