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anglo-saxophone 

Anglo-Saxophone (aNGɡlō-saksəˌfōn) n.
1. A generically "white" sounding saxophone
2. A saxophone played by a man who wishes to be a cool-cat, but is just too "white"
"Is that an anglo-saxophone I hear?"
"That is such an anglo-saxophone"
"My grandfather used to play an anglo-saxophone. He was really s**t"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"
Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"
Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010