Skip to main content

anesthetist 

An advanced practice Registered Nurse who spends at least one year working in an Intensive Care Unit after graduation then does a 27-36 month residency learning every type of anesthesia. Once graduated from the advanced anesthesia training, a CRNA must pass a national accreditation exam . Nurse Anesthetists were the first medical specialty to practice anesthesia and studies have shown there to be no difference in patient outcomes between MD and CRNA anesthetics.
My femoral nerve block along with my popliteal block sure did help with my postoperative pain, I’m so glad my anesthetist put those in prior to my surgery!
anesthetist mug front
Get the anesthetist mug.
See more merch

Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.
Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche

angstheist

Someone who becomes an atheist because something bad happened in their lives, so they immediately think that a higher power couldn't have possibly been so mean/ heartless/ evil, so they don't exist.
Frank: Oh noes! I lost my little toe in a thrasher! There's no way that someone up there could've been so cruel, so there must not be anything there!

Bob: Stop being such an Angstheist!
angstheist by Griffler September 11, 2006

Anesthetic 

Anesthetic-A substance that causes lack of feeling or awareness
a person who is anesthetic barely has feelings.

Angstheist

Someone who is an angsty atheist. Generally belittles religious people as being superstitious sheep and believes themself, and their god of science, intellectualism, randomness, and meaninglessness to be superior to the illogical superstitions of the confused masses of ignorant religious people.
Hey all you HoT Topic shopping, wrist cutting, Slipknot listening Angstheist.
Angstheist by Adino August 1, 2005

local anesthetic 

Do you have any out of town anesthetics? No but we have some local anesthetic.
local anesthetic by Mizzle Fizzle December 3, 2006

Aesthetictist 

Someone who reminds you of an aesthetic; a person who is a big mood.
Girl 1: Oh wow you look just like a aesthetictist
Girl 2: That's what I so was going for.
Aesthetictist by Kyra Lii ve yoo October 14, 2020