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Andrewfart 

When you have your yearly Andrew fart You shit out all of you organs including your brain and you have to shove them back up you ass cheeks
Ryan. I just took an Andrewfart in your bathroom it's a mess in there
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andrewtatenutsackforestnuttyballs48 

i love andrewtatenutsackforestnuttyballs48

Andrewgarfieldsexual 

(SATIRE,NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ,NOT ACTUAL PART OF LGBTQ )

Some people love Andrew Garfield and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only ! If this describe you ,then you are Andrewgarfieldsexual
Stranger- :Why arent you attracted to me ?
You-: im Andrewgarfieldsexual sorry
Andrewgarfieldsexual by ITSMEMFS January 3, 2022

Shannon Andrewartha 

fat slut as girl from carrum downs.
omg look at her shes such a shannon andrewartha

Andrewsarchus 

A prehistoric animal that looks like a wolf like creature that lived in the Eocene time period scientist claim it’s the largest land mammal ever and is closely related to goats, cows, sheeps and pigs.
Person 1 Andrewsarchus what kind of name is that for an animal

Person 2 IDK maybe they were on drugs when they thought of the name
Andrewsarchus by WetToiletPaper June 29, 2020

Andrewgarfieldsexual 

(NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE ,SATIRE ,NOT ACTUAL PART OF LGBTQ)

Some people love ANDREW GARFIELD and some people are obsessed with him! You only love him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that describes you then you are Andrewgarfieldsexual
Someone: why arent you attracted to me ?

You: im Andrewgarfieldsexual im sorry
Andrewgarfieldsexual by ITSMEMFS January 3, 2022

andrewgarfielddzz 

Andrewgarfielddzz is a really good TikTok editor but also is obsessed with Andrew Garfield 🧍 ♀️
Girl: BABE ANDREWGARFIELDDZZ POSTED!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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