A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009
Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
by kristi ashe April 27, 2005
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
by Raina Thomas September 04, 2007
He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.
by Sick Monkey April 25, 2006
T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."
by G Lo August 16, 2004
You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."
by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009