Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

Anal-bender

A gay male who acts stupid and foolish in an argument or heated situation.

Inspired by the word "Airbender".

Gay male: "Are you sad that I talk to more girls than you do?"
You: "Shut the fuck up anal-bender."

by mplougj January 15, 2022

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.

Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."

by anonymous February 1, 2022