anal beast

Adj. Hardcore Master of Anal Destruction

Dude, he is such an anal beast!

anal beast by PizzaHog January 12, 2015

anal beastie 

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.

I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

anal beastie by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Big Red Anal Bastard 

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.

Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

Big Red Anal Bastard by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

anal beasting 

having a big nob shuved into ur ass

having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting

anal beasting by james(baby-dick) botham November 7, 2008

analbeadtastic

a co-worker and I get sick of using the same old words for expressing exuberance and joy, so we make up our own, a memorable one being analbeadtastic spelled just like it sounds.

having profound joy equal to that of having a string of beads inserted into the anus .

That movie was analbeadtastic , 3D sure has come a long way.

analbeadtastic by hyperviper10 May 1, 2010

analblastermaster 

The coolest chick who pretends to have a dick sometimes. She is a feisty, rule breaker who likes shocking people with this name. She doesn't even like anal, but she pretends she has a dick to give anal ;) she also hates females and is a nympho.

Girl- Ew. Who goes by the name analblastermaster?!? That girl is totally wack!

Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....

analblastermaster by AnalCakeBaker March 1, 2015