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anal beastie 

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.
I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

Big Red Anal Bastard 

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.
Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

anal beasting 

having a big nob shuved into ur ass
having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting

analbeadtastic

a co-worker and I get sick of using the same old words for expressing exuberance and joy, so we make up our own, a memorable one being analbeadtastic spelled just like it sounds.

having profound joy equal to that of having a string of beads inserted into the anus .
That movie was analbeadtastic , 3D sure has come a long way.

analblastermaster 

The coolest chick who pretends to have a dick sometimes. She is a feisty, rule breaker who likes shocking people with this name. She doesn't even like anal, but she pretends she has a dick to give anal ;) she also hates females and is a nympho.
Girl- Ew. Who goes by the name analblastermaster?!? That girl is totally wack!

Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....