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anal beastie 

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.
I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

Big Red Anal Bastard 

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.
Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

anal beasting 

having a big nob shuved into ur ass
having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting

analbeadtastic

a co-worker and I get sick of using the same old words for expressing exuberance and joy, so we make up our own, a memorable one being analbeadtastic spelled just like it sounds.

having profound joy equal to that of having a string of beads inserted into the anus .
That movie was analbeadtastic , 3D sure has come a long way.

analblastermaster 

The coolest chick who pretends to have a dick sometimes. She is a feisty, rule breaker who likes shocking people with this name. She doesn't even like anal, but she pretends she has a dick to give anal ;) she also hates females and is a nympho.
Girl- Ew. Who goes by the name analblastermaster?!? That girl is totally wack!

Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026