So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better
blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY
DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that
whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be
fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (
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Caller:
hi Mr/Mrs will
u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something
real dirty to me right now that will...
hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can
help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an
u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin
stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit
fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....