by PoopDealer. May 25, 2021
A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
by EpicuteKat November 19, 2010
A man, whom, even when deceased, can activate the deepest desires of a woman's (or man's) heart. He may be unrecognizable and hideous at first, but once his face is revealed, he becomes a sex symbol whose impact lasts for generations to come.
Woman: Please, can we give Esteban a proper funeral? I never knew him, but he's just too sexy to throw away.
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
by silverobscurity September 12, 2019
Its always Esteban.
by BeautifulCHicken September 30, 2017
by Obiwan Kenobi June 17, 2008
super hot guy with an amazing bod, loves longs walks on the beach. has a soft spot for sad movies and is often is found tearing up at the end. cutie with a booty. eats mac n cheese weird though
by coolchick6969 February 18, 2015
A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
by Esteban Valasquez June 17, 2008