Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023

amber stephens

She is everything you fantasy about,
She will make you dreams come to life

Amber stephens

She is a wonderful mother

She always puts others before herself,
She is a woman that will do everything she can to see it though that others are happy.

Amber stephens will be the best fuck you ever had...

by Amber stephens May 19, 2022

Amber Heard

Someone who is manipulative, evil, and a gold digger

She is such an manipulative, and evil witch, what an Amber Heard

by Stace1972 October 19, 2023

Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .

She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .

by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

Amber Alert

When someone shits the bed.

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 28, 2023