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NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.

1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.

2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.

3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.

2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake

3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom

by Jaymz™ May 28, 2008
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What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual.
What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.
That tourist is definitely American... we're in Japan and he can't say a single word of Japanese.
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A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.
Person 1: "Look, there's one of the tiny number of Americans that's ever travelled abroad."
Person 2: "Christ, he's fat. I detest him, and his culture."
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Person/animal/alien born in the U.S.A or raised there, the most brave ones are the Species of Floridamen.
Bob: why you talkin like a non american?
Pedro: why you talkin? You ceiling gang so stfu
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1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States

2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.

Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.

America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles

Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.

Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.

Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.

The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.

All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.
by Ralph D. September 16, 2007
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