2ndwave's definitions

Ambien

Ambien is a sedative which is usually taken by people with sleep problems e.g. insomnia.

CAUTION: Ambien *will* awaken your inner racist.
Side effects include a penchant for unsavory remarks regarding the genetic makeup of racially ambiguous people of colour and cracking eggs against the wall at 2 am.
10/10 would not recommend.

Man, I must’ve been up all night hashtag ambien tweeting because Roseanne Barr follows me now.

by 2ndwave June 11, 2018