Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
-I am in search of the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person! Do you know him or her?
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!
-I am in search of the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person! Do you know him or her?
-Haha! You don't know who the best, the most beautiful, the amazing person is? It is the person reading this!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.