Alyson Michalka

gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).

Alyson Michalka and Ricky Ullman made a cute couple on POTF. Pheely for ever!

Alyson Michalka by Cecil F. November 27, 2006

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Alyson Michalka

An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.

Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.

Me: You really are everything I called you.

Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?

Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.

Alyson Michalka by Carynne No. September 30, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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