Alternating capitalosis 

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

Alternating capitalosis by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019