Alta Loma

Part of what everyone knows is just Rancho Cucamonga but residents feel needs to be separate. The Northwest part of Rancho where there are so many richy houses with 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 bathrooms, and 30 square feet of backyard for your little yippie purse dwelling dog. A wonderful place to live if your dad is a Lawyer and your mom is a Doctor.

-Hey, you from the 909?
-Kinda...
-Oooohh, you're from Ranch then, right?
-Not really.
-Alta Loma, Etiwanda, and Rancho are all the same and you know it!

Alta Loma by Lynzclawson March 30, 2007

Alta Loma

The northwest part of the city of Rancho Cucamonga that used to be its own town. Very expensive homes and cars, nice parks, great schools, horseback riding, trails, and foothills. Almost every home has a pool and homes average $1 million. Haven Estates is in Alta Loma and is the 13th richest neighborhood in southern California. The next richest neighborhood (12th) is Bel Aire

Alta Loma is Spanish for High Hills

Alta Loma by B00mt0wn August 4, 2021

Alta Loma High School

Alta Loma High School is in the infamous Rancho Cucamonga. It is where all the "COOL KIDS" go. filled with bros, blacks, preps, jocks, and the misfits with the platform boots! Its biggest rival is Los Osos High School and no matter what sport it is they have to get in a fight over it to see who is better. Alta Loma and Los Osos tag eachother up to prove what they call a point! Even though they are rivals and say they hate eachother, everybody that goes to Alta Loma are friends with the rich kids at Los Osos. Alta Loma is obsessed with their football program and would die for it if they had to. This high school is the first school in Rancho Cucamonga and if you dont go here or you make fun of it you better run cause these kids dont mess around!

Alta Loma High School is in the infamous 909

Alta Loma High School by Alta Loma High School January 16, 2008

Alta Loma Ms SSF 

The middle school for pussy ass bitches

Eww Sam goes to Alta Loma Ms SSF

Alta Loma Ms SSF by Lovely slime eater July 15, 2022

Legends Burgers, Alta Loma, CA 

A '50's style burger joint that has become a hang out spot for Alta Loma's delinquents, young unemployed, misfits, ect. A place where you can find kids smoking pot, drinking, or taking E. A very good spot to score drugs, find true love, get into a fight, or just waist time. A place where "everybody knows your name" not always for a good reason. On any given day your likely to run into punks, stoners, bros, scene kids, metal heads, or just plain freaks. You are also very likely to see card games going on.

The most common things the "Legends kids" have in common are: They all smoke lots of cigarettes, they are mostly atheists, and the majority once attended Alta Loma High, but graduated from a different school, or not at all.

Some of the regulars include: Eric, Fat Joe, Adrian, Dusty, Harry, and Elissa.

Hey dude you goin to Legends Burgers, Alta Loma, CA today? Nah man, i'm trying to quit smoking.

Legends Burgers, Alta Loma, CA by Legendskid4life February 22, 2011