The greatest alpaca event ever to be held in the history of alpaca events. Alpacas from all over the universe descend on a small town in Washington and proceed to show off their beautiful, creamy fur coats. However, the only thing missing from this great event is this...nus.
Dude #1: "Wow, man. This alpacapalooza is the greatest alpaca event I've ever been to. How do they manage to fit all these amazing alpacas into one place? It really is amazing. There's something missing though...and I can't seem put my finger on it..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!