Alonso

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car

Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Alonso

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it

"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso

by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019

Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 23, 2016

Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Marcelo Alonso

Just a boy that is good and does no wrong. Earth doesn't deserve this boy.

Person 1: God, that guy's such a Marcelo Alonso...
Person 2: Don't insult Marcelo Alonso like this!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Marcelo Alonso is above all of us, y'know!
Person 1: Oh! Right, sorry.

by vic san December 14, 2019

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 17, 2010

Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)

"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021