Crusty, low class madams in Korea who are usually 50-60 years old or older. They earn a living by trying to lure drunk or naive GIs into coming back and seeing their "nice young girl". The nice young girl usually turns out to be about the same age as the alley troll.
by Trav September 24, 2004
An alley way is when a male shaves a line down the middle of his gooch connecting the balls to the butthole for the reason of salad tossing.
by Kendogg420 September 26, 2019
by Stemshul November 27, 2006
The act of spreading your ass cheeks with your pants down and slowly walking in front of your roommate's bedroom door while he attempts to flick coins into your fully exposed red eye.
My asshole is bleeding from our all night game of Hogan's Alley. The good news is, I have money for a coffee.
by jbogfunk April 4, 2009
The act of being taken down an alley, and and having sex doggy style...which then results in your face being scraped against a wall. Leaving bruising, scratches or sores.
"Oh mate you have no idea what I got up to last night"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"
"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"
"Alley face me, you prick"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"
"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"
"Alley face me, you prick"
by Kimboslice25 September 15, 2011
A short stretch of bars and restaurants on Rush street (between Oak and Maple)found in Chicago, IL. Found circulating in and around these establishment are numerous cougars. They congregate here in search of nightly prey. Beware of your wallets and your youthful manhood. Only the bravest of young men dare hunt in Cougar Alley. A goo!
"Wish me luck boys, i'm goin' to bag me a cougar tonight." said Chris.
"Where are you planning on hunting?" Jeff asked.
The sound of fear resonated in Chris's voice as he replied, "Down Cougar Alley gentlemen, down Cougar Alley."
"Where are you planning on hunting?" Jeff asked.
The sound of fear resonated in Chris's voice as he replied, "Down Cougar Alley gentlemen, down Cougar Alley."
by Jeff K, Chris D, Stephen K April 10, 2007