Ethan’s are some of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet. They like to stare into the eyes of lizards and molest them when not a single person is looking. Ethan is the type of person to play around so much that they seem to be gay. Most Ethan’s seem to be virgins forever and in result molest all ur children and lizards.
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