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Alice's Lunch 

The act of shitting in a lunch box instead of making a healthy meal. Frequent occurrence on the Popular American Television show, "The Brady Bunch."
Peter Brady opened up his Scooby Doo Lunch box to the undeniable pungency of Alice's Lunch. He tossed the fetid pile at Buddy Hinton, who was just glad it wasn't a bowl of her famous hershey squirts. Alice was always had a couple of zingers ready, that was for sure.
Alice's Lunch by Pantaloon January 28, 2008
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Alice's Restaurant 

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.
Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

Alice's Restaurant 

Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".

The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.
Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.
Alice's Restaurant by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007

Alizae’s dick 

Alizae’s dick is the best dick you can suck on , it’s so big, long and juicy , makes you bust just by looking at it from the pants , best experience ever , can’t get bored of her dick , plus she’s cool and has the best music and style
ME: have you seen Alizae’s dick

Gurl : no
Me: she has the best dick in the whole world better than the other guys

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.
Stuffing Alice's Hole by EZD May 1, 2015

Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin much like the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland ..empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.
Stuffing Alice's Hole by EZD May 1, 2015

American Mcgee's Alice 

A game centering on a young adult (Alice) who finds herself in the strange and twisted place of Wonderland. As a child, she lost her parents in a house fire and blames herself for not being able to save them. Wonderland is a familiar place for Alice, as she read the books and dreamed of it as a child. She returns to fight her inner-demons that take form as familiar Lewis Carrol characters such as; the Jabberwocky, the Mad Hatter, and the Queen of Hearts. Best... Game... Ever!
I have played American Mcgee's Alice ten times; I am addicted because it is amazing.

I am in love with American Mcgee's Alice.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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