She’s a sexy ass bitch who gets dicked by basketball players, especially those named Ethan. She has a fat ass, and she likes it in her ass. She’s a swallower, but she also loves to rub your cum all over her face. She’s one bad bitch, and so damn sexy. If you know an Alisa, call yourself one lucky man.
Yo man, last night after my basketball game, the whole team passed around an Alisa! We all busted in her ear!
by Dickeater4000 March 27, 2018
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Alisa is from Serbia and Bosnia and is a baddie. She is the best girl ever. If you are friends with her you should consider yourself lucky. She has a great attitude and is really pretty.
Do you see that girl? Her name is Alisa!omg
by Alisa baddie November 30, 2021
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Alisa is a very unique human being, she likes to think shes seductive (even tho everyone knows shes not) shes a bad bitch and no one will ever be able to beat her at sport,art and smartness... needless to say, shes very talented.
friend1: wow whos that nerd over there...
friend2: shes called Alisa..just wait til you see her art, oh wait shes drawing now..come on lets go look!
everyone: omg thats so good like i could never! wow! noway you drew that!!! thats insaneeee!
by immagaybitch August 28, 2021
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A dumb ass bitch who acts like she’s gangster but would really crumple like a wet paper bag when embarrassed.
Alisa’s a pussy ass bitch
by Queznarts exploration February 19, 2020
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the gross smell of a diaper gone bad, and rotten fish. Worst smell ever
1. ew, it reeks of alisa in here.
2. get the smell of alisa outta here!
by sfgrgergerdge546 October 4, 2012
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Also known as a squirley girl.

Someone who cant keep on task.

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Hey alisa what are you making

Im making a...treehou.......squirl....
by Chelicheeznmacaroni May 29, 2019
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Alisa is a very annoying little girl who thinks shes funny but she really isnt. She in love with someone but they dont love her back. She always makes things abt her. But she is a good person she helps people who needs it but if u be mean she will say fuck u
Alisa can u make me some food

Sure 0
by Fefe.meme February 21, 2019
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