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Alien's National day 

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.
Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

Alien’s Brain 

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

Alien space eggs 

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs
Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.
Alien space eggs by Trasher187 February 27, 2017
When your touch is so foreign, it's supernatural, extraterrestrial.

When I tell you what to do, I tell you what to do, what to do, what to do.
alien sex by cosmic kiss December 28, 2011

Alien side boob 

A scene or image that contains the slightest amount of implicit risque content. This will in turn cause outrage from ignorant parents, right-wing nutjobs, and experts in unrelated fields.
Did you beat mass effect 2?

Yeah but they took out the alien side boob.
Alien side boob by jack5 April 25, 2011

Alien Sex Fiend

One of the greatest bands to emerge from the 80's London goff/deathrock scene, ASF make fun, dark music "that has resisted over 20 years worth of attempts at pigeonholing, issuing 12 barrier-breaking studio albums". Their music has been described as "a strange and unholy grafting together of percolating synth rhythms and a ghoulish, theatric aesthetic." Fronted by the raving Nik Fiend and the lovely Mrs. Fiend, Alien Sex Fiend still make amazing music to this day.
Alien Sex Fiend makes me feel like a groovy ghoul.
Alien Sex Fiend by Lakini Malich February 29, 2004