The practice of improving a
microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’
t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you
may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s
microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.