Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

ali bongo'd

having intimate relations with a work colleague, being found out and have your other half forward intimate pictures and emails around your whole workplace and customers!!

bloke 1 ; what were you doing in the store room

bloke 2 ; i ali gongo'd the bird off reception
bloke 1 ; ali bongo'd
bloke2 ; yep ali bongo'd, f**king mrs sent pictures all round the company!

by alisheena July 7, 2010

AliBongo Fever

Where you just cant stop looking for 1-ups

Originally used in one of SimpleFlips' videos named : "No Hack Should Be This Cute";
following onto this fact that Simple will always make new words,
and always make good videos.

"Are you guys familiar with something known a- and I definitely didn't just think of it right know, but it's known as AliBongo fever where you just can't stop looking for 1-ups"
-SimpleFlips, Sep. 16th .2021

by 0ri_ August 15, 2021