Ali Bongo 

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

Ali Bongo by mr cod January 21, 2024

ali bongo'd 

having intimate relations with a work colleague, being found out and have your other half forward intimate pictures and emails around your whole workplace and customers!!

bloke 1 ; what were you doing in the store room

bloke 2 ; i ali gongo'd the bird off reception
bloke 1 ; ali bongo'd
bloke2 ; yep ali bongo'd, f**king mrs sent pictures all round the company!

ali bongo'd by alisheena July 7, 2010

AliBongo Fever 

Where you just cant stop looking for 1-ups

Originally used in one of SimpleFlips' videos named : "No Hack Should Be This Cute";
following onto this fact that Simple will always make new words,
and always make good videos.

"Are you guys familiar with something known a- and I definitely didn't just think of it right know, but it's known as AliBongo fever where you just can't stop looking for 1-ups"
-SimpleFlips, Sep. 16th .2021

AliBongo Fever by 0ri_ August 15, 2021

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019