The sequel nobody asked for but everyone got stuck with. If you thought just plain old algebra was hard, satan himself has set apart 45 minutes of his life to torture every high school child.
Thomas: Hey did you see the new horror movie Algebra 2 coming out? I heard it is supposed to be less scary than the original!
Connor: Alright man lets go watch it!
2 hours later...
Nobody walked out of the movie theater.
A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)
By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!