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Algebra 2 

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone got stuck with. If you thought just plain old algebra was hard, satan himself has set apart 45 minutes of his life to torture every high school child.
Thomas: Hey did you see the new horror movie Algebra 2 coming out? I heard it is supposed to be less scary than the original!
Connor: Alright man lets go watch it!
2 hours later...
Nobody walked out of the movie theater.
Algebra 2 by Stridor2K February 10, 2019

Algebra 2 

Student 1:Hey did you guys do your Algebra 2 homework

Student 2: Yeah it was brain rape
Algebra 2 by JigabooJoe November 18, 2020

Algebra 2 

" Man, algebra 2 is so hard "
" Naw it's easy go study for 1 picosecond "
" Man now I can solve (z)^pi = -1, algebra is so ez "
Algebra 2 by Czecho April 17, 2024

Algebra 2 

The most confusing subject that is so complex for absolutely no fucking reason .
Bob : hey Trevor wanna chill with me and the boy’s ?

Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .

Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .

Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .
Algebra 2 by anonymousProtagonist January 6, 2025

algebra 2/trig 

A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)

By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"

"Not before my eyes welled with tears."
algebra 2/trig by Elizabethhhh December 19, 2014
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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