Alexander Salanyk

Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.

Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.

you: whos alexander salanyk?

anyone: the best person in the multiverse.

you: you like him?

everyone: we all do.

by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022