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Alec Lightwood 

Alec Lightwood is a Shadowhunter in Cassandra Clare's series The Mortal Instruments.
His best friend is Jace Herondale/Morgenstern/Lightwood (his last name depends on the book... XP) who for most of the series Alec claimed to be in love with but in the third book FINALLY admitted he loved Magnus Bane.
He and Magnus are now in a relationship cause they are both the coolest book characters EVER!!!
He is also very protective of his younger sister Isabelle.
Alec Lightwood came out by kissing Magnus in front of the entire Clave and hundreds of Downworlders. Talk about love!
Alec Lightwood by PyroBandNinja December 7, 2011
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Alec Lightwood 

A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.
PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.

Alec Lightwood 

Alec Lightwood is a hot black haired, blue eyed shadowhunter who is Consul and fought in the Dark War but who not importantly loved one man so much he changed the world for him
Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him

Alec Lightwood 

Literally the hottest book character ever. However, Malec can not be split up, sh he shall remain with Magnus Bane.
Oh my god! Alec Lightwood IS SO HOT
Alec Lightwood by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026