Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

by MangoMuncher912 February 23, 2021

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Alden Detmuh

The act of Simping

"Hey look at that hot girl over there."
"Yeah, I'm Alden Detmuhing over her."

by DetmuhFanClub March 1, 2022

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General Alden

The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to

James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?

Rob:

by Broseph Coney Island October 6, 2021

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Alden's Number

This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.

Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.

by Senboy123 June 23, 2022

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Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

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