Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

Alcoholic's Logic by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012

Alcoholic's Bend Me Over 

*Derived from: Gershk

A specific sex position created by Qrow Branwen.

Qrow used the good olde Alcoholic's Bend Me Over with Ironwood.

Alcoholic's Bend Me Over by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023

alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

alcoholic savant by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

Alcoholic Semen Thrower 

A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.

We got a 96 and I gonna be an Alcoholic Semen Thrower all weekend!

Alcoholic Semen Thrower by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011

Alcoholic Semen-Thrower 

Originated on XBox Live. Nyack Middle School students use this term a lot to indicate that they throw semen but aren't actually alcoholic. People like this are usually huge D-Bags on XBox Live and always ask you to "1 v 1" them on Modern Warfare.

Hey, I'm about to change my gamertag.
Shutup you Alcoholic Semen-Thrower!
....Like Nigy Nigz.

Alcoholic Semen-Thrower by Nigyz May 9, 2010

Alcohol Alzheimer's 

An alcohol induced state of memory loss. Individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.

Symptoms of Alcohol Alzheimer's almost always include very little or no memory of possible participation in interesting or extraodinary events.

Oh my gosh, I woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what I did after the 15th beer last night.

Is that jang in my mouth? Did Mike and I eat a burger before passing out? Snap...if I wasn't suffering from Alcohol Alzheimer's, I would remember that yummy burger!!!!

Alcohol Alzheimer's by Uhohfosho July 23, 2009

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome 

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome or AGS is a disease, caused by overconsumption of alcohol and gaming, is the same disease which killed the dinosaurs. Symptoms of AGS are the unquenchable urge to consume alcohol and play video game (or as I like to call them "Devil games") for an overextended period of time. Some sufferers of AGS have been known to defecate themselves as to not interrupt their gaming session.

dudukakapeepeeshire, did you just shit your pants because you didn't want to interrupt your game? You need to get yourself checked for Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome!

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome by Zvd918 August 7, 2015