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The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.
Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.
by NewMex November 02, 2010
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