omg he's such an albert
by Zilbo314 March 13, 2023
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The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.
Alberts is my last name.
by GoryGamer September 18, 2018
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a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy
oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert
by albert$7 June 1, 2022
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an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name
your such an albert
by a][vgay October 4, 2018
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An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009
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When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode
Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
by Mossy Swordsman December 10, 2013
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albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.
Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!
by Beanos_ September 24, 2019
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