Albany Fire Hydrant

This act requires two people: the hydrant (uncircumcised) and the hose. The hydrant wraps his foreskin around the hose's puckered lips (preferably named Tyler) and pisses into his mouth. The hydrant preferably has to shit, and after doing so, the hose uses the piss reservoir to clean the hydrant's asshole (i.e. bidet).

Marlon: Dude, I just ate a shit ton of Taco Bell, my asshole is probably gonna be covered in shit later
Tyler: Don't worry dawg, I can run an Albany Fire Hydrant on you

Albany Fire Hydrant by Austin Raphael May 3, 2026