When the coldbitter winter has your girls pussy frozen and you use a lighter to warm it up and the heat cauterizes it closed and she screams like a dragon.
I had to go the the E.R cause' of the old Alaskan FireDragon
when a chick is giving a guy a blowjob, and he cums unexpectedly and plugs her mouth up with his hand and then says something like "i have syphilis" and she gets sick and spews it all out her nose.
Don't date billy, i was sucking him off and he gave me an alaskan firedragon.
An alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to Alaska. Much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
Mike: Yo man, I saw an alaskan firedragon flying over Cook Inlet!