When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex
Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
by Padre Midday February 28, 2011
Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017
One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)
guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?
guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...
guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints
guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.
guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...
guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints
guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.
by SweetBrownMushroom January 31, 2010
Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.
Similar to a goose
Similar to a goose
by Mongosan January 30, 2011
It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
by Panda2652 March 7, 2014
Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
by speedyhog February 19, 2010