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Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

Alabama Twinkle Stache

When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......
hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"

alabama twinkle 

when you put a twinkie on your brothers wiener and eat it off while he’s jizzing in it
i heard she had an Alabama twinkle at the park

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004