A H̶a̶t̶s̶u̶n̶e̶ ̶M̶i̶k̶u̶ ̶r̶i̶p̶-̶o̶f̶f̶ trawler lantern character who hosts the object show named ONE (commonly called HfjONE) who has pain in his ballsacks. He was probably sleep deprived before the events of the object show. He's actually innocent by the way.