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Air Assault 

A highly effective method of deploying Army and Marine Corps combat elements into remote battlefields in a short amount of time, utilizing rotary winged aircraft(helicopters) rather than fixed wing aircraft(airplanes). This gives them the advantage of landing on or completely bypassing terrain features for drop off or pick up of said combat elements making them faster and considerably more mobile than Airborne elements which are forced to rely on the Army Air Corps...I mean Air Force, for insertion.
The Armys 101st Division is the worlds only Air Mobile division affording it the most flexible operating parameters.
Air Assault by 10th MTN DIV June 6, 2005
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Air assault 

When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face
I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy
Air assault by Tru Patriot May 11, 2015

Air Assault Bitch Slap 

Noun: When you are doing a rappel operation from a Blackhawk Helicopter while in flight an not paying attention to the air assault instructor telling you what to do and that son of a bitch slaps the shit out of you for not paying attention.
Pvt tent peg was waving at his girlfriend when he was supposed to be paying attention to the air assault instructor and got an air assault bitch slap across the head. What a Moron!

Air Assault Walk of Shame 

Noun: When your walking back to the office after just realizing that you just failed the Air Assault School obstacle course and now your going home for being a wimp when you should have made it.
Every year many soldiers do the Air Assault walk of shame back to the office at Air Assault School to out process because they were not prepared for the intense training they had to endure like a 2 mile run and doing 9 obstacles that every soldier at basic training performs every year without problem.

AIR ASSAULT SCHOOL 

THE TOUGHEST 11 DAYS IN THE ARMY
COMPROMISED OF 3 PHASES. PHASE 1, COMBAT ASSAULT PHASE, PHASE 2. SLING LOAD PHASE. PHASE 3. RAPPEL PHASE, PHYSICAL EVENTS TO INCLUDE 6 MILE ROAD MARCH, 4 MILE RUN, AND 12 MILE ROAD MARCH AT THE END OF PHASE 3. IN MOST CASES OUT OF 220 SOLDIERS, 160 WILL MEET GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS.
AIR ASSAULT SCHOOL IS ONE OF THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST SCHOOLS IN THE ARMY
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026