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Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement
In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.
“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
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aggrandize
Eric: As members of Drumline, we will aggrandize upon the work of our predecessors.
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agonized fat bitch
a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.
Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.
agonized fat bitch by danodanodano January 15, 2011
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