Adjusting the Volume

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An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

Adjusting the Volume by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012

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Adjusting the Volume

Giving a person a titty-twister in a sexual or self-defensive way. (The motion resembles adjusting the volume on a cable box)

Adjusting the volume on this girl was the only way to get her to stop bothering me.

Adjusting the Volume by JulianKrauseLover97 July 28, 2026

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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