Adam Gardner

A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.

"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"

by Gregory Hasien February 1, 2008

Adam Gardner

Spekky muscly bicep kisser mcdonald flipper

don’t be an adam gardner

by Jarksonclos February 6, 2024

Adam Gardner

Spekky muscly weapon who kisses his biceps while flipping burgers

Hawl don’t be an Adam Gardner

by Jarksonclos February 6, 2024