Action Slacks 

Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.

Action Slacks by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016

action slacks 

A smart badass dude who is full of energy and is always coming up with rad ideas

Hey there, action slacks, nice job on building your own computer from shit u found in the woods

action slacks by NikkiVapes December 13, 2014

Action Slacker 

The greatest comic that never was.

OMG! I wish Action Slacker existed!

Action Slacker by Eden January 28, 2003