A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.
Usually used after a fact or bold statement.
Usually used after a fact or bold statement.
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"
Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."
Or for even the more practical use:
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"
Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"
Asshole: "Come at me bro!"
Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."
Or for even the more practical use:
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"
Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"
Asshole: "Come at me bro!"
by BillCosby'sBrosef February 28, 2011
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