Absolute idiot

Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.

“Jadyn is an absolute idiot. No seriously, that girl needs to read a book or smth...”

Absolute idiot by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021

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Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.

Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.

Absolute idiot by Icouldntthinkofapseudonymtouse May 25, 2019

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an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)

person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr

an absolute idiot by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021

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You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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