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Abilene is a backwater hick town in mid Kansas infested with hicks, many old, loud, crappy trucks, crappy country music, and more hicks. Population of around 6,000. Filled with alot of wannabe hick-gangsters who frequently use illegal drugs. The most common would be Marijuana.
-"Wow that guy drives a POS truck."
-"Yea he's probably from Abilene"

-"Did that hick just get blazed and try rapping? He's white."
-"What a tool. He's defnitely from Abilene."
by The1ThatOwnz December 09, 2010
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Abilene Texas, the portal of meth. Where you can find a tweaker and a church on every corner. Lenetown bc everyone is on dope..death trap, hell, dirty cops.
Stay the hell outta Abilene. You'll catch a charge for farting wrong.
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Descriptive of the refreshing coolness of the underside of a pillow.
He was hot and uncomfortable and the abilene pillow was just what he needed to get to sleep.
by franchez January 24, 2006
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A small town in West Texas that is full of beautiful girls.
That Abilene girl is fine! Dude they all are. I love Abilene booties!
by jay.jay. June 18, 2010
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A small town in West Texas that has a population of roughly 115,000 people. It is around two hours away from Dallas, TX and is known mainly for its three private Universities and for Abilene High School, its main high school whose football team has won several state championships. It more recently has become known for its newly-built medical magnet high school named Holland Medical High School. While most who have never been to Abilene or assume sterotypes because they are ignorant about real Texans and assume it is lame and full of rednecks it is actually a culturally diverse town full of men and women who have manners and highly intellectual conversations. Those who are from Abilene (Abilenians) are very smart and appreciate the arts and are well rounded with a good sense of family and proper morals because they have not grown up in a larger city full of unneccesary partying and unneccesarily rude persons. Abilene is not an exciting town in the least to those from towns full of night clubs. Fun is more retro such as going to parks, movies, the lake, or strolling the historic downtown area. Abilene is a good place to raise a family and many do choose to raise their children in Abilene and later move so as to have children who are more respectful of things and people though they may move to bigger cities.
He is from Abilene which is why he is a gentleman
by youwishyouwerethisawesome0385 January 16, 2011
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A small town in west Texas, named for a paradoxical phenomena where nobody can explain why they have gone to Abilene.

The phenomena is typically seen in groups of people, where one member jokingly suggests they journey to Abilene, and the rest of the members all agree to go. After arriving in Abilene, it becomes apparent that no member of the group, not even the one who made the suggestion, wanted to go to Abilene in the first place. The Paradox is formed around the concept of Group Think, where each member of the group belies that everybody else wants to go to Abilene, and that they would be ostracised for not wanting to go to Abilene.
Joe: Why did we go to Abilene?

Mary: I don't know; you and Steve wanted to go to Abilene.

Steve: I thought you wanted to see Abilene.

Mary: I only went 'cause you an' Joe wanted to go to Abilene.

Joe: I hate going to Abilene.
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