A prestigious girls
private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an
exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.
At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not
necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.
Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl
throwing up in
the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well
Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl
making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*
Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!